Snooki Polizzi “A Shore Thing” book goes on Sale January 4

By on Jan 4, 2011 in Entertainment, Hollywood, Television, United States Comments
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The book of 22-year old Nicole Snooki Polizzi entitled, ‘A Shore Thing,’ will be on sale in stores on January 4, 2011, according to international entertainment sites.

A Shore Thing‘, according to its publisher, aims to ‘soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila.’ The novel is inspired by the personal adventures of Snooki Polizzi at the Jersey Shore. Snooki‘s book tells the happy times of a young, small girl at the shore searching for love and faces all the consequences that goes with it.

Here are some of the selected excerpts released by The New York Post from Snooki‘s book:

He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face.

Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla.

Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a roid rage, it is a ‘road’ ‘roid rage.

Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.

Gia had never before been in jail. It wasn’t nearly as gritty and disgusting as she’d seen on TV prison shows. The Seaside Heights drunk tank — on a weekday afternoon — was as clean and quiet as a church.

The first novel of reality star Snooki is now available for pre-order online at Amazon and Barnes & Noble. ‘A Shore Thing‘ is expected to be a bestseller once it comes out in the market.

Jersey Shore‘s new season will premiere on January 6, 2011 at 10 p.m. on MTV.



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